When Caruthers writes new sayings as a feature to be used in the comics or op-ed pages of digital journalism websites ― specifically, online newspapers ― he isn't normally as challenged as he was while crafting a quote on the subject of Congress not long ago. He nearly pulled his disheveled hair out before the word "vaudeville" came to the rescue.

The hellzapoppin theatrical variety show known as vaudeville is history, alas, and Caruthers has paid tribute to its memory with the following: "Vaudeville is alive and well anytime Congress is in session."

Readers of online newspapers want the news, yes, but they also want a better understanding of human nature, relationships, the world and everything in it. Caruthers's sayings benefit readers by going to the heart of the human condition in a changing world and offering insight with a humorous POV. Take a closer look in this sample of new sayings.

If you received our introductory email you saw one of his writings. This is how it would look on a newspaper's website:

It's enclosed in a medium-size rectangle (300 x 250 pixels) that's used to deliver a freshly-coined, new saying to your website automatically every Sunday. Visit Caruthers again a week from now, for example, and you'll see an entirely different original saying.

When you click the "See Part 2" button after reading Caruthers's quote, you'll discover a commentary that expands upon the thought in the quote. This innovative Same-Space Button provides your viewers with an even more enjoyable reading experience, while giving Caruthers a unique soapbox to stand on in the digital age of newspapers.

In our introductory email we mentioned you can pocket all of the revenue from a business advertisement Caruthers can help you secure for your newspaper's website. You can find out more about this in Caruthers 101, which is a capsule account of Caruthers from A to Z.

For now, we thank you for taking the time to stop by.  And oh, yes ― our melancholy and wistful Caruthers asks us to say, "Go in peace."  We forgot to mention he's also laconic.

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